The Curious Case of Mass Zune Fail
Remember back in the waning days of 1999, as the globe held its breath in anticipation of massive computerized infrastructure failure thanks to the Y2K bug. Happily, our civilization survived. But today a new bug unexpectedly reared its head and crashed seemingly every model of the original (now discontinued) 30 GB Microsoft Zune digital audio player. Call it the Zune2K8 bug. Ars Technica reports that Zunes began restarting and locking up at their boot screens around midnight Pacific time last night, and that it seems to be tied to the Zune 3.x firmware. Matthew Miller over at ZDNet's Mobile Gadgeteer blog has heard from a reader that it might be related to this year being a leap year. If you really, really need to get your OG Zune working again for rocking the social tonight, Gizmodo has posted a DIY fix that requires a bit of noodling with the hard drive. But Microsoft is on the case and I'm sure a new firmware release will be out in the next few days.
--Agen G.N. Schmitz


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Windows users of course have long since resigned themselves to the monthly updates that Microsoft pushes out. "Why the heck is it that my computer went from a lively gimp, to a spasmatic crawl? Oh, it's just Microsoft patching the patches in its patches.
